Author's Disclaimer
This story takes place in an alternate universe. The people, places, and events in their world may bear a striking resemblance to ours, but they are not us. We are us, and we should know the difference. It is the 60s on their world, however, and we should also be able to recognize the 60s when we see it. Even if it isn't our 60s.
It is a happening, then, that never happened. An un-happening, if you will.
So – This is a work of fiction. None of these people are who they seem to be, and none of this ever went down. At least not on this world. At least not to the best of my knowledge. I just thought that it would be interesting to see what it might say about us if it had. This is a work of fiction and any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely iconic reference for the purposes of parody and satire, and not representative of fact.